What The Hell Just Happened? The Week In Rearview

Week of January 14th, 2007

Your House Burned Down And You're Stupid

This is so weird for me.
Growing up in Flint, MI, my parents always had the "Oldies 96" radio station going whenever we were in the car. My least favorite song in the world was Question Mark and The Mysterians "96 Tears". My Dad always told us, whenever the song came on the radio, that Question Mark lived near us in a town named Clio.
He always sounded so proud...
I kinda thought he was full of shit - but didn't care enough to actually research it. I thought it was WAY cooler that Grand Funk Railroad was from Flint.
Well - today I saw

this article about how this Question Mark retard recently lost everything in a house fire - and didn't have home owner's insurance.

Really hard to believe from a guy who believes he's from outer space and once walked with dinosaurs.
Yes - he does...

Britney's Titties Still Magnificent

Sure there's stretch marks and baby slobber all over them - but does anyone care?? And don't your boobs get bigger with every child you have? Sounds like Britney's boobies may be getting even bigger soon...
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a couple babies, then comes accusations of neglect, then comes Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, then comes divorce and wild partying, then comes another baby in the baby carriage.

God Is Done Hating Denver... For Now

Denver celebrated not getting snow pounded up it's ass this week for the first time in a month. The estimated damage of the last 4 storms is over $7 million.

Local residents are prepared to offer up Congressman Tom Tancredo as a human sacrifice if the storms don't subside.