What The Hell Just Happened? The Week In Rearview

Week of November 26, 2006


Some of you may recall that when I first started writing my blog I did a weekly post called "What The Fuck Just Happened? The Week In Rearview".
Well - I have no idea why I stopped doing it and no one asked about it after I quit doing it...
SO - here it is - back by popular demand! The Week In Rearview!
(Oh... and I'm trying to not say Fuck as much as I used too...)

Shamu Got You Down?
A Killer Whale in San Diego's SeaWorld nearly killed it's trainer during a performance last week when she grabbed him by the foot and dragged him under water 2 times, the second time was for nearly a minute.
The crowd was all like "Oh shit!" and PETA was all like "See!?!?! We told you fucker... I mean Assholes you can't keep wild animals in captivity!!!"
There is no word yet on when Shamu will get killed for what she did.

They Don't Like Our Bush
Whether you approve of our president or not - one thing is for certain... Iraq doesn't think too much of him.
Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki of Iraq blew off the president on Wednesday when they were supposed to meet with Jordan's King Abdullah to discuss taking a harder line on sectarian militias.
Maliki was upset over a scuffle he and Bush had at a night club in Amman the previous night when Bush "supposedly" slapped Maliki.

Snow Job
If you live in the Northwest Suburbs of Chicago as I do - you probably woke up on Friday morning and said "shit".
Well - apparently so did the Illinois Department of Transportation.
As of Friday evening I-80 had yet to move to more than a crawl and I fell down twice on the ice on my walk home. I was forced to walk on the street because the sidewalks weren't cleared yet - so I think that gives me the right to bitch about I-DOT...
In addition to slow moving traffic due to terrible road conditions, Chicago had multiple power outages and planes skidding off runways.
Seriously - it was like the Apocalypse out there...